Here's a look at the goods. Read the captions. You'll learn something.

This truly is a masterpiece of a keyboard. Notice the 18 extra buttons on the left? Those are fully programmable to keystrokes AND mouse clicks. Of course you noticed the LCD GamePanel. It's more than just a fancy clock. It displays game info (lives, bullets, current level, etc) for most popular games. This keyboard also throws in the standard media keys, 2 extra USB ports, and all of the keys are backlit with blue LEDs

Sorry for the dust. It's been awhile, OK!? You'll get over it. Let me help you... This little rodent does what many of us humans wish we could do. It can change its weight at will. That's right. You heard me correctly. Need a heavier, more precise mouse for Photo retouching or illustration? Just add a couple of the removable 2g or 5g weights to the cartridge on the bottom. Want a quick, free-flying mouse to spray bullets as you pwn all of the helpless suckers on your FPS games? Just remove some of the weights for a lighter, quicker mouse. It also has adjsutable sensitivty settings that you can change on the mouse itself. No messing with clumsy software. Oh and then next to it is my Media Center Remote for watching and recording HDTV. Who needs TiVo?

This is the camera that helped me through my first online job interview on Skype. Must have been pretty darn good. I got the job.